My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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