he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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