He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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