gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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