I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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