You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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