i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i need some magic done to my vagina
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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