white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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