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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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