Someone shit on the floor
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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