I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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