You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
