Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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