i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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