just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
