yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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