SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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