she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
sex in a hospital.. check
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
