New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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