Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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