Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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