The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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