fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
