Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
just found out that she named her cat after me.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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