Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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