Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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