The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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