only if we run a train.
done.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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