I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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