just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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