Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
smell my finger.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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