What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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