one might say we're banned from that church
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
