why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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