I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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