Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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