i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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