ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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