umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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