Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
