I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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