Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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