Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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