It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
No subtext here. People are naked.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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