Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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