The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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