How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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