we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She said her name was "party"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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