She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Last time i carry you out of a forest
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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