There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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