it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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