You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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